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January 02

Happy 2008

 
 
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Heres Hoping Your New Year Wishes come true

Hugs Licks & Slobbers for 2008

From Me - Charlie & Ellie 

                                                                         

almost done at last

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May 07

More Progress

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I knowit dont look like much but hey I now have central heating & hot water back lol

all the walls have been demoloshished and have the electrics to do before the plasterer arrives shortly.

No no new update on the garden yet lol you know  you sometimes say I wish Id never started that wel!!!!!

Sorry for not keeping up & visiting your spaces but I will get around to u all eventually.

Hugs licks n slobbers to u all

April 20

another bit of progress

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Another wall down lol & no more central heating till new boiler comes on Tuesday

 No more progress on garden yet but hey if you wanna help  

 Hugs licks n slobbers

April 17

Pogress LOL

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See I have done some Dog proofing in the Garden - Not quite finished

As to the Kitchin well come back for progress reports lol

Hugs licks & slobbers to you all

April 12

Yep I know I been slacking

 
Ok thanks for the gentle hints , I know ive been slacking but I been trying to make my garden
Dog escape proof plus attacking the kitchin.........
photograpic evidence in due course.
 
Hugs licks n slobbers to you all
March 15

Friends

                        You Might Bebe best friends one year,

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pPPty rpretty  good friends  The Nextthe

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don't talk that often the next year,

 

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and don't want to talk at all the year after that.

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So, I just wanted to say,
you are
special
to me and you have made a difference in my life,

 

 

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I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you.

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Send this to all your friends,

 

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no matter how often you talk

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Or how close you are,

 

 

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Let old friends know you

havent forgotten them

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and tell new friends you never will.

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Remember, everyone needs a friend

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someday you might feel like you have NO FRIENDS at all,

 

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just remember this text
and take comfort
in knowing

 

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somebody out there cares about you....

February 08

Charlie & Ellie in the Snow

  

Charlie & Ellie in the Snow

 

January 24

The After Life

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife.

Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.

After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact.

"Connie....Connie. .."

"Is that you, Joe?"

"Yes, I'm contacting you like we agreed."

"What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex. I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon."
 
"After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again."

"Oh, Joe you surely must be in heaven."

"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona"

 

Hugs Licks N slobbers to you all


January 19

A Real Friend

A Real Friend...

        (A)ccepts you as you are

(B)elieves in "you"

          ( C)alls you just to say "HI"

      (D)oesn't give up on you

                                                    (E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)

       (F)orgives your mistakes

 (G)ives unconditionally

(H)elps you

(I)nvites you over

 (J)ust "be" with you

 (K)eeps you close at heart

(L)oves you for who you are

(M)akes a difference in your life

(N)ever Judges

(O)ffer support

(P)icks you up

 (Q)uiets your fears

(R)aises your spirits

 (S)ays nice things about you

(T)ells you the truth when you need it

 (U)nderstands you

(V)alues you

(W)alks beside you

(X)-plains thing you don't understand

(Y)ells when you won't listen and

(Z)aps you back to reality

whats minnie w/out mickey?

whats tigger w/out pooh?

whats patrick w/out sponge bob?

whats me w/out YOU???

HUGS LICKS N SLOBBERS TO YOU ALL

January 10

Its a Dogs Life

 
Just a few new pics of the terrible twosome
 
 


December 31

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008

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Heres Hoping Your New Year Wishes come true

Hugs Licks & Slobbers for 2008

From Me - Charlie & Ellie 

 

December 02

From Charlie and Ellie

                                                          

                                                     HAPPY CHRISTMAS FROM US ALL

                                                       HUGS LICKS N SLOBBERS

                                                                        XX

                                         (With Thanks to Geri who provided it xx)

                        Please visit her space at http://welcome2myworldcanada92.spaces.live.com/

 

November 24

The Housewife


 I dont have one but its supposed to work

TO MY DEAR WIFE:
 During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.  
 
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
 The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
 
54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us
 
Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
 
6 times you just lay there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move
 
KEEP READING.......
 
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TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:
 I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:
 
5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't cum
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls 
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching TV
 
Of the times we did get together:
 
The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.
I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"
The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.
 
Once you read this letter you have to keep it going.
This game has been played since 1996. You must send this letter to 7 people.
On the 5th day someone will ask you out or say "I love you."
This is not a joke. 

It has worked for many years.  If you break the chain, you will have bad luck with guys/girls forever. This is just for future readers.  This began in 1996, not much of a past, but it works.
 So here are the rules:
 
If you read this on a Sunday, wish for a good week
If you read this on a Monday, wish for money
If you read this on a Tuesday, wish for love
If you read this on a Wednesday, wish for success
If you read this on a Thursday, wish for anything you want
If you read this on a Friday, wish for a really hot date
If you read this on a Saturday, wish for an important phone call
 
Send this to seven people (after you make a wish).   Make sure it is sent as soon as you read it or your wish won't come true.  And check!

 
November 18

New Doggie Pics

Latest Pics Of Charlie & Ellie AKA Hugs Licks N Slobbers

November 13

The Hormone Hostage

The Hormone Hostage

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

DANGEROUS:

SAFER:

SAFEST:

ULTRA SAFE:

What's for dinner?

Can I help you with dinner?

Where would you like to go for dinner?

Here, have some wine.

Are you wearing that?

Wow, you sure look good in brown!

WOW! Look at you!

Here, have some wine

What are you so worked up about?

Could we be overreacting?

Here's my paycheck.

Here, have some wine.

Should you be eating that?

You know, there are a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?

Here, have some wine.

What did you DO all day?

I hope you didn't over-do it today.

I've always loved you in that robe!

Here, have some more wine.

 

 13 Things PMS Stands For:

1 Pass My Shotgun

2 Psychotic Mood Shift

3 Perpetual Munching Spree

4 Puffy Mid-Section

5 People Make me Sick

6 Provide Me with Sweets

7 Pardon My Sobbing

8 Pimples May Surface

9 Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one.

13. Potential Murder Suspect

Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh!

...Or men who need a warning.

And remember: Money talks .... but Chocolate SINGS!!!

 

 

 

November 08

Something I was sent honest

 
Just incase this offends it wasnt me lol 
>> WOMAN'S DIARY:
>>       >>
>>       >> Thursday 24th March 2004
>>       >>
>>       >> Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely.
I
>> went
>>       > shopping
>>       >>
>>       >> in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit
late so
>>       > thought it
>>       >>
>>       >> might be that.
>>       >>
>>       >> The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go
>>somewhere
>>       > quieter
>>       >>
>>       >> to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I
>>suggested we go
>>       >>
>>       >> somewhere nice to eat.
>>       >>
>>       >> All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly
>>laughed and
>>       >>
>>       >> didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I
was
>>saying.
>>       > I
>>       >>
>>       >> just knew that something was wrong.
>>       >>
>>       >> He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to
>>come in; he
>>       >>
>>       >> hesitated but followed. I asked him again if there was
>>something the
>>       >> matter
>>       >>
>>       >> but he just half shook his head and turned the television
on.
>>       >>
>>       >> After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going
>>upstairs to bed.
>>       > I
>>       >>
>>       >> put my arms around him and told him that I loved him
deeply.
>>He just
>>       > gave
>>       >> a
>>       >>
>>       >> sigh and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up but
>>later he did,
>>       > and
>>       >>
>>       >> I was surprised when we made love. He still seemed distant
>>and a bit
>>       > cold,
>>       >>
>>       >> and I started to think that he was going to leave me and
that
>>he had
>>       > found
>>       >>
>>       >> someone else. I cried myself to sleep.
>>       >>
>>       >> MAN'S DIARY:
>>       >>
>>       >> Thursday 24th March 2004
>>       >>
>>       >> United lost to Liverpool. Gutted. Got a shag though.
>>       >>
>>       >>
>>       >>